Unfortunately they are all in the legal profession.
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2. Clinton has ended the era of Big Government.
Unfortunately, he is promoting the the era of Even Bigger Government -
3. Clinton has solved the problem with the Medicare program.
Due to his veto of any bill to save it, Medicare will just go away in 5 or 6 years when it goes bankrupt. -
4. Social Security, also no problem.
Our kids will pay for it with an 80% tax rate. -
5. Clinton has extablished a new level of honesty and integrity for the Office of the Presidency.
Sorry, I lied about this one. -
6. What's the big deal about the budget deficit?
After all, the deficit is only growing by over $8000 per second. Just think of what it would have been if Clinton's budgets had been approved. -
7. We need to spend more money on Government Programs.
We all know that the Government knows best and can do it better than we can ourselves ( and for only 75% overhead ). -
8. Why should we want School Choice?
You're right. The Clintons and Gores send their kids to private school. -
9. Government Healthcare.
I don't know about you, but I really want healthcare run by the same people who bring us the DMV. -
10. Did you really want a tax cut?
The Government can spend the money better. If I spend my money, I will only spend it on my house, car, or food, and it will only circulate several times through the economy. -
10a. Top Level Advisors.
The only more impressive group of staff members I've seen is that of the People's Lawyer. -
10b. We didn't need a change?
Clinton changes his mind daily. -
10c. Decisiveness!
We are lucky to have a President who can come down firmly on both sides of any issue. -
10d. Clinton is one of the first graduates of the school of "Outcome Based Education"and a real expert at "New Math".
He is one of the few people (other than the mainstream press) who can turn an increase in school and Medicare funding into a cut. -
10e. Academy Award Performance.
Clinton is one of the few people able to go from yucking it up to tears in two steps at the mear site of a TV camera outside Ron Brown's Funeral. -
10f. We would have missed all the fun.
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