10 Reasons he was Re-Elected10 Reasons Bill Clinton Was Re-elected
1. Clinton has created millions of new high-paying jobs.
Unfortunately they are all in the legal profession.
2. Clinton has ended the era of Big Government.
Unfortunately, he is promoting the the era of Even Bigger Government
3. Clinton has solved the problem with the Medicare program.
Due to his veto of any bill to save it, Medicare will just go away in 5 or 6 years when it goes bankrupt.
4. Social Security, also no problem.
Our kids will pay for it with an 80% tax rate.
5. Clinton has extablished a new level of honesty and integrity for the Office of the Presidency.
Sorry, I lied about this one.
6. What's the big deal about the budget deficit?
After all, the deficit is only growing by over $8000 per second. Just think of what it would have been if Clinton's budgets had been approved.
7. We need to spend more money on Government Programs.
We all know that the Government knows best and can do it better than we can ourselves ( and for only 75% overhead ).
8. Why should we want School Choice?
You're right. The Clintons and Gores send their kids to private school.
9. Government Healthcare.
I don't know about you, but I really want healthcare run by the same people who bring us the DMV.
10. Did you really want a tax cut?
The Government can spend the money better. If I spend my money, I will only spend it on my house, car, or food, and it will only circulate several times through the economy.
10a. Top Level Advisors.
The only more impressive group of staff members I've seen is that of the People's Lawyer.
10b. We didn't need a change?
Clinton changes his mind daily.
10c. Decisiveness!
We are lucky to have a President who can come down firmly on both sides of any issue.
10d. Clinton is one of the first graduates of the school of "Outcome Based Education"and a real expert at "New Math".
He is one of the few people (other than the mainstream press) who can turn an increase in school and Medicare funding into a cut.
10e. Academy Award Performance.
Clinton is one of the few people able to go from yucking it up to tears in two steps at the mear site of a TV camera outside Ron Brown's Funeral.
10f. We would have missed all the fun.
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